When I was at Folsom Street Fair a few years ago, I stumbled upon Divine Interventions.  Home of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug, God’s Immaculate Rod, and Jackhammer Jesus.   And they have become a few of my most favorite toys!

You could say I have a bit of a preoccupation with religious paraphernalia.

What makes these toys even more perfect,  (or even “more wrong”),  is that I’m a preacher’s kid.   [So yes, the stories about minister's daughters being "wild", in this case, are true!].

One of my biggest turn-ons is cum.  I’m a sub that is into service, pleasing my dom, and very into giving head.  I truly enjoy working really hard, for as long as it takes, to get a nice big load of cum.  It’s a happy ending and proof of a job well done.

And what I love almost more than cum, is cum on food! A majority of the people I’ve told this to, think it’s just gross. But I have had some partners that have reveled in my fetish, and have had fun with it.  Including the breakfast of champions:  cum on toast, or going into a side alley to top off a fresh hot slice of pizza, and even incorporating it into food sex.

I just came upon a book called, “Natural Harvest:  A Collection of Semen Based Recipes”

You can find it here:  http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

Some of the recipes sound delicious, including chocolate truffles with a white creamy center and even one for a Smoothie.

It gives a whole new meaning to “creampie”.